What a morning……
8:00 I made a snowman.8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.8:15 So, I made a snow woman.8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest.8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen instead.8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your ass"8:52 My phone is seized and thoroughly checked while I am being blindfolded and flown to the police station in a helicopter.9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult weather.9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.Moral: When it's this cold, stay inside.REMEMBER WHEN AMERICA WAS GREAT !!!!!!It will take more than Trump to fix these folks.
