Hillary and Trump In A Bar

 Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar and grab a booth. Donald leans over,

and with a smile on his face, says:  “The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal.”  Hillary: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”  Trump: “No, the other one.”  Hillary: “You mean SEAL Team 6?”  Trump: “No, the other one.”  Hillary: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”  Trump: “No, the other one.”  Hillary: “You mean voter fraud?”  Trump: “No, the other one.”  Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”  Trump: “No, the other one.”  Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”  Trump: “No, the other one.”  Hillary: “You mean the  drones in our own country without the benefit of the law? ”  Trump: “No, the other one.”  Hillary: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy

and was sold to the Chinese?”  Trump: “No, the other one.”  Hillary: “You mean Obama arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”  Trump: “No the other one:”  Hillary: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”  Trump: “No, the other one.”  Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?”  Trump: “No, the other one.”  Hillary: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”  Trump: “No, the other one.”  Hillary: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared

bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”  Trump: “No, the other one.”  Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens’ phone calls, emails and everything else?”  Trump: “No, the other one.”  Hillary: “Obama’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and

prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?”  Trump: “No, the other one.”  Hillary: “Obama’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”  Trump: “No, the other one.”  Hillary: “Obama’s repeated violation of the law requiring me to submit a budget no later

than the first Monday in February?”  Trump: “No, the other one.”  Hillary: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?”  Trump: “No, the other one.”  Hillary: “Obama’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the

Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”  Trump: “No, the other one.”  Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on

departmental sexual misconduct?”  Trump: “No, the other one.”  Hillary: “Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”  Trump: “No, the other one.”  Hillary: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information

voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck citizens again

with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?”  Trump: “THAT’S THE ONE!”  And we'll still have people vote for her after knowing all this.